Episode 150 of Show Me Your News…how did we top last year’s award show? While this isn’t a live episode, it is something Youko has been working on for about a month now. Basically, take the Spike VGX. Then throw it out, because that was really disappointing. And then go buy some SMYN Game of the Year Awards. Except you aren’t buying it because it’s free.
BIGGER. BETTER. MORE BADASSADRY.
Youko was trying for fangasm here. FOR THE FOURTH TIME. We think it beats last year’s show!
Download the musical numbers here:
Game of the Year
In Your Tower
Gamplay (The Golden Rule)
Weren’t Loved Enough
Have Some Fun
SHOW OUTLINE
COLD OPEN
OPENING NUMBER – “GAME OF THE YEAR” (Based on “It’s Your Wedding Day” from The Wedding Singer musical)
INTRO/MONOLOGUE
BEST PC GAME
BEST MULTIPLAYER
BIT – WTF, POKEMON – X/Y
BEST RPG
BIGGEST INDUSTRY NEWS STORY
BIT – MUSICAL NUMBER – “IN YOUR TOWER” (Based on “The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room” from Flight of the Conchords)
GAME OF THE YEAR #1 – Bioshock Infinite
BEST ATMOSPHERE IN A GAME
BIT – MOON PRISM POWER HOUR – PART 1
BEST 3DS GAME
BIT – COURTROOM TRIAL
MOST OVERRATED GAME
ANTAGONIST OF THE YEAR
BIT – REAL MEN OF GAMING – Mr. Stuffed Banana Winner
BEST GAME FROM AN INDEPENDENT DEVELOPER
BEST DLC
BIT – SUPERPLEX – A Challenge
GAME OF THE YEAR #2 – Fire Emblem Awakening
BEST VITA GAME
BEST SPORTS GAME
BIT – DOWN THE SIDELINES – 2013 in Review
BEST RE-RELEASE
MOST DISAPPOINTING GAME
BIT – READ THE MANUAL – A Message
BEST GRAPHICS
BEST PS3/PS4 GAME
MUSICAL NUMBER – “GAMEPLAY (THE GOLDEN RULE)” (Based on “3-Way (The Golden Rule)” from The Lonely Island)
GAME OF THE YEAR #3 – Grand Theft Auto V
BEST MOMENT IN A GAME
BIT – MOON PRISM POWER HOUR – PART 2
BEST DOWNLOADABLE GAME
BIT – ABRIDGER’S LOUNGE
BEST VOICE ACTING PERFORMANCE
BEST XBOX 360/ONE GAME
BIT – SUPERFLUOUS – What is it?
BEST NEW IP
MOST PLEASANT SURPRISE
BIT – SMYN MINI EDITION
GAME OF THE YEAR #4 – POKEMON X/Y
MOST UNDERRATED GAME
BEST WII U GAME
BIT – MUSICAL NUMBER – “WEREN’T LOVED ENOUGH” (Based on “Haven’t Had Enough” from Marianas Trench)
BEST STORY
BEST SOUNDTRACK
BIT – SMYN TOP TEN – Worst Games of 2013
BEST GAME TRAILER
BEST SONG IN A GAME
BIT – WUT R U PLAYN? – Top 5 Favorite Games Played
GAME OF THE YEAR #5 – The Last of Us
MOST ANTICIPATED GAME
BIT – MOON PRISM POWER HOUR – PART 3
PROTAGONIST OF THE YEAR
BIT – SMYN MOMENTS OF 2013
GAME OF THE YEAR
CLOSING NUMBER – “HAVE SOME FUN” (Based on “Born to Run” from Bruce Springsteen)
