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And of course as the title suggests, spoilers are abound. DO NOT LISTEN UNLESS YOU HAVE PLAYED ALL SIX GAMES AND SEEN THE MOVIE BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE NOT THIS WILL RUIN THEM FOR YOU.

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I remember a time not too far in the past when it was extremely easy to stay up past midnight and record a podcast. However, it seems this time has passed. Time to buy a walker and a cane because that will earn us double old person cred. Sadly we both became old people before becoming parents, so we’re gonna die alone and cold. No kids means no grandkids too, so we’re also gonna die devoid of happiness. Enjoy the show!

This week’s big topics include Q: Are We Not Men (Devo), The Left Rights, American Dad music, World Order, Studio Ghibli Soundtracks, Persona 4 REINCARNATION, Faking It, Bob’s Burgers, American Dad, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Thor, X-Men: First Class, Boardwalk Empire, Fargo, Louie, Sailor Moon, Cinderella (1997), Minecraft, Legend of Grimrock, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Transistor, Battleblock Theater, Far Cry 3, Spelunky, Sim Copter, Math Blaster, NBA 2K9, FIFA 2011, JJ Abrams and Disney do a charity challenge for Star Wars Episode VII, Edgar Wright leaves Ant Man, Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, and Scarecrow in the new trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight.

GUEST APPEARANCES: N/A

ENDING SONG: Boyz in the Hood ~ Dynamite Hack

EASTER EGG(S): Mumbling

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The day after recording we were given air conditioning at last. It was glorious.

This week’s big topics include RTM Radio, Muppets Green Album, Kill La Kill OST, Agents of SHIELD, Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 4, Resurrection, Louie, Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, Mobile Suit Gundam 0079, Fargo, Minecraft, Luftrausers, Kerbal Space Program, Orion Dino Horde, Spelunky, Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy, Kirby Triple Deluxe, MOTHER 3, Lunar Silver Star Story Complete, Hoptile, and Nintendo’s badly written response to Tomodachi Life concerns.

GUEST APPEARANCE: N/A

ENDING SONG: Movin’ Right Along ~ Alkaline Trio

EASTER EGG(S): swoon.exe

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This week’s big topics include the Super Mario 3D World OST, Ghibli Piano Album, Tower of Druaga OST, Super Street Fighter IV OST, Ducktales Remastered OST, Silent Hill OST, History Repeating: Blue, Resurrection, Parks & Recreation, Two Best Friends Play, Adventure Time, Fillmore, The Mighty B, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, Game of Death, Police Story 2, Drunken Master 2, Who Am I, My Little Pony: Friendship is Witchcraft, Fargo, Evil Dead (2013), Brigadoon, Mass Effect 2, Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD, Minecraft, For the Frog the Bell Tolls, MOTHER 3, Diablo II, Starcraft 2, Spelunky, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney- Justice For All, Adventures of Lolo, Misadventures of Tron Bonne, Freddi Fish: Case of the Missing Kelp Seeds, Baldur’s Gate, DC/WB sucks at superhero movies, Star Wars Extended Universe being declared no longer canon, and GameStop giving free gas for Mario Kart 8 preorders.

GUEST APPEARANCE(S): N/A

ENDING SONG: Dream Dreams (NiGHTS) ~ Naofumi Hataya

EASTER EGG(S): Timing

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You’re all dead to us.

This week’s big topics include Turquoise Jeep, Mario soundtracks, Homestuck music, Chrono Symphonic, Dollhouse, The Truman Show, Dragonball Z, Resurrection, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Bob’s Burgers, Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy, Kamen Rider Gaim, Believe, ToQger, Blade & Soul, Ping Pong the Animation, Captain Earth, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Chungking Express, Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD, MOTHER 3, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, Super Mario 3D World, Mass Effect 2, Spelunky, For the Frog the Bell Tolls, Super Paper Mario, Dark Souls, Cut the Rope 2, Professor Layton & the Curious Village, Pokemon Ruby, and Pink Hour.

GUEST APPEARANCES: N/A

ENDING SONG: Credit Roll (For the Frog the Bell Tolls) ~ Kazumi Totaka

EASTER EGG(S): Doba’s Parade of Pills

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I love you.

This week’s big topics include Plumber’s Best Friend, Random Access Memories (Daft Punk), Foxy Shazam, VH1’s Top 40 90s Hip Hop, Homestuck music, Ben’s Streaming playlist, MKIII (Steam Powered Giraffe), Maria Bamford, Bo Burnham, Dragonball Z, Thor: The Dark World, Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows, Muppet Treasure Island, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Mickey’s House of Villains, Bionicle: The Mask of Light, Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui, Bionicle 3: Web of Shadows, The Babysitters, Ressha Sentai ToQger, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Pokemon Black & White, Joe Bush’s youtube, Beer & Board Games, Check It Out with Dr. Steve Brule, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Roller Coaster Tycoon, Bravely Default, Octodad: Dadliest Catch, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, The Walking Dead Season 2, Professor Layton & the Azran Legacy, Mario Party 2, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD, Project M, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Streetpass games, Spelunky, Mario Kart 7, and Kirby Star Stacker.

And be sure to listen to the end for a very important message…

GUEST APPEARANCES: N/A

ENDING SONG: How Do I Live (Bunny in the Box Version) ~ Michael Guy Bowman

EASTER EGG(S): The tragedy of Pompeii

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Joe Bush returns again! Because Doba probably froze to death or something, I don’t know. Wait that’s not the joke, hold on! Hold on hold on there’s a joke I’m supposed to make here hold on… Um… “Joe Bush has always been the host of RTM what are you talking about?”

This week’s big topics include Gunpoint OST, Kirby music, Sly Cooper music, Frozen, Wicked, Katy Perry, GTA V Radio, Sonic 3 & Knuckles OST, Ellie Goulding, Moby, Dr Dre, R.E.M., Nirvana, The Simpsons, .hack//, Louie, Game Over, Les Visiteurs, Vatel, 30 for 30 Price of Gold, Mr. Show, Tim & Eric, GB Quick Looks, Skyfall, Get a Horse, Mr. Hublot, Feral, Possessions, Room on the Broom, A La Franchise, The Blue Umbrella, The Missing Scarf, Power Rangers Super Megaforce, Final Fantasy VII, Frogger: He’s Back, Final Fantasy I, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Incredible Crisis, March Madness 98, Baldies, Activision Games, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Game), Dave Mirra’s Freestyle BMX: Maximum Remix, FIFA 96, Blackthorne, French SimCity, Gunpoint, Metal Slug 3, We Love Katamari, Legendary Starfy, C*ndy Crush, Sly 2: Band of Thieves, Grand Theft Auto V, Dirtbike, The Novelist, and Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective.

GUEST APPEARANCES: Joe Bush

ENDING SONG: Mecto Amore ~ Steam Powered Giraffe

EASTER EGG(S): Joe Commits Seppuku/Old Video Sites

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Guess who’s back

Back again

Marty’s back

Tell a friend

Guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back *A LAWSUIT*

This week’s big topics include Matinee Slim & the Ultralight Orchestra, stonysteffcomedy, Harlem, Sex Syrup, Sonic 06 Sweet Sweet Akon Mix, Blunderbuss, Jake Bugg, Lorde, Arctic Monkeys, Nutcracker Suite, Dragonball Z, Parks & Recreation, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, House of Cards, Drive, Cannibal Holocaust, Hobo with a Shotgun, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The Departed, Gangs of New York, Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Heaven’s Lost Property, Chrome: Shelled Regions, Bob’s Burgers, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Stalag 17, Waiting, Kill La Kill, Broad City, Spoils of Babylon, The Strangers, 30 Rock, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Paper Mario, Mass Effect 2, XBox One, Ryse: Son of Rome, Hotline Miami, Reach for the Sun, Nihilumbra, Pixeljunk Eden, Draw a Stick Man: EPIC, Anti-Chamber, Tiny Thief, Radiata Stories, Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Super Mario 3D World, Octodad: Dadliest Catch, Nidhogg, Microsoft Flight Sim, and Flappy Bird.

GUEST APPEARANCES: Marty

ENDING SONG: MUCHO CULO ~ Matinee Slim And The Ultralight Orchestra

EASTER EGG(S): Marty’s College Confessions Experience Extravaganza

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Ben and Doba are living together at last! Forever! Never leaving! They’ve wandered into a terrible hellscape and now can never escape! The end times have arrived and there’s nothing you can do about it. Years from now ancient civilizations will look upon this day as the day that few want to remember. Basically what we’re saying is that Lavos has nothing on us.

This week’s big topics include Frozen, Kesha, Justin Timberlake, Wicked, True Grit, Random Access Memories, Dragonball Z, Parks & Recreation, 12 Years a Slave, American Hustle, Wolf of Wall Street, Dallas Buyers Club, Captain Phillips, Her, 30 Rock, Archer Vice, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Pokemon X, Paper Mario, Radiata Stories, Nidhogg, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, and the Sly Cooper movie.

GUEST APPEARANCES: N/A

ENDING SONG: Let It Go ~ Idina Menzel

EASTER EGG(S): Why does Sly have pants

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Just two more, we just gotta hold out guys WE JUST GOTTA HOLD OUT. It’s okay, we’re okay. So what if we lost Frank? Frank was a jerk. We all hated Frank. Once Marty gets here we’re all gonna be all “who was Frank even I don’t even know he was probably a jerk I hate Frank.” Yeah… we’ll say that. We’ll say exactly that.

This week’s big topics include Pop Danthology 2013, O Brother Where Art Thou OST, Spirited Away OST, Anamanaguchi, Steven Wright, Balance & Ruin: Final Fantasy VI Remixed, Chrono Symphonic, Bob’s Burgers, American Dad, The Simpsons, Community, Agents of SHIELD, Frozen, Gravity, Kamen Rider Gaim, Kamen Rider Decade, Akibaranger, Mobile Suit Gundam 0079, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sherlock, Power Rangers Megaforce, Gigi, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Rayman Legends, Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Pokemon Crystal, Castlevania, Monaco, Chibi-Robo, Catlateral Damage, Fistful of Guns, 2014 Gaming Resolutions, and Smash 4 roster hopes.

GUEST APPEARANCES: N/A

ENDING SONG: Pop Danthology 2013 ~ Daniel Kim

EASTER EGG(S): SMYNjas Playing Civ 5

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